Imperfection series - Part 2: No closeness

So I promised to continue the imperfection series today, after introducing it last week. I hope you all enjoy this episode.

When I was about five years old, my grandmother discovered it. And here's how. At Christmas period, she used to line all her grandkids up, and brush their teeth with charcoal before we are allowed to use toothpaste, by ourselves. I guess you didn't know charcoal made teeth white, tight? Anyway, when brushing my teeth, she would say "clench your teeth, clench your teeth" in Yoruba. I would reply saying "I am clenching my teeth" yet many of the charcoal would enter my mouth. After looking well, we discovered that Atilola's teeth don’t close.

I have open bite.

I'm sure you are like "what's that?"

It means I cannot really bite.

Still confused? In short, my incisors and canine don't meet.

Ideally, I shouldn't be able to pronounce words with t, s, and other letters which involves the use of the front teeth, since mine aren't really functional. Many open with open bite have a speech impediment, but I have been able to manipulate my mouth, to make sure that's not the case with me, although I wasn't conscious of my adjustment. I guess it just grew with me.

I find a way to distort my lips and tongues, to make sure I can pronounce some words. As for the, lips, I push it out, and cover my dentition with it. Of course, I didn't know I used to do this, until I started seeing myself speak. To understand a bit of what I am talking about, look to the right, and you will see a video saying ‘watch society’s victim.’ You don’t need to watch the video. Just take a look at the still cover picture, and see the position of my lips. Of course, you might not notice when I’m talking because my lips are in constant motion.

As for the tongue, at first, it might look like a lisp, but when you look well, you will know it is not.

To correct an open bite that wasn't developed by habit, it requires heavy, intense, and long- term surgery. I ain't got time for all that, and I earn part of my income from performing with my mouth. I'm not sure I can sacrifice two years for my jawbone to be constantly shifted. Also, the dentist said since I was to adjust to the condition well, I don't have to go through the procedure.

Anyway, that’s one part of my physiology which is imperfect. I hope you get to enjoy next week’s own.

Bonus: I have a silver tooth, although it is not visible, because it is a premolar. I installed it two months ago when my filling cracked, and I had to get a new tooth. I wanted gold, but it was too expensive for my pocket, so I opted for silver.

21 comments

  1. Silver tooth... who would have thought haha...Alhaja Atibaby ;)

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    1. Rotfl @ Alhaja Atibaby.......

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    2. Looooool. Took the words right out of my mouth. I was going for Hajia Atisko tho.

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    3. Lool. I wish the silver tooth were more obvious sha.

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    1. That's what o? Toin? Oya, come and confess.

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    2. lol looks like you were expecting something else.. Nah Twinny. Keep On Keeping On Hatty

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    3. Loool no jor, i thought it was a lisp

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  3. I am glad you found a way around it....I thought you had lisp whenever I watched your videos....so can I get a tip from you on how to walk with my 2 left feet? :D

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    1. Naa, it is not a lisp o, lol. It is manipulation of speech.

      You wan walk with 2 left feet? You have already lived well with it till adulthood naa, Lol.

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    2. @new dawn, two left legs for where......lmao.....you mean you want to learn how to catwalk for Oga.....ok...I can see you want to start preparations for new baby.....*winks*

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    3. @ Sykik: Na wa for you. You are very mischievous someborri

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  4. Wow thou art a genuinely strong and motivated person

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  5. I thought it was a lisp you had too. I have a small open bite, dentist said it would take 10 years with braces to close and the cost nko? I even refused to go to the orthodontist. But somehow, cracks I had a kid began to get worse on my incisors, had to get veneers. Maybe next time I'll ask for gold teeth :)

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    1. Awww, sorry. Get a gold one if you can stand the attention it will generate, lol.

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  6. Teheheheheheeh...I think I have an open bite too....oh dear! Maybe I should have an imperfection series too....definitely enlightening!

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    1. If you have an open bite, you will be sure, trust me. Can your teeth bite, do your incisors close? Simple, lol.

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  7. I am sure braces could have dealt with your open bite.. I had an overbite and I used braces for two years to correct it...

    catching up on the imperfection series. interesting..

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    1. They don't use braces for open bite. They use retainers, and it is very intense. I no fit jare.

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