Internet Celebrity

Hey people, I am so so overwhelmed. Please, pray for me. In the mean time, enjoy this Rant I title Internet Celebrity

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No! I will not like your fanpage on facebook

I am not your fan

I will not follow you on twitter

You have no uplifting message to pass across

I don’t care if you click the unfriend button on my wall

It doesn’t put ......

Watch out for the True Story behind Antonyms of a Mirage next week.

Antonyms of a Mirage - Cover and Book Trailer

Hi People, I am so sooooooooooo happy. Please, raise that to power 100. After an unnecessary two-month delay, which could have been avoided, the book is finally ready. Please, find the book cover below and the video trailer. I can now move on to other things.

Lemme know what you think.

Thanks

Below is the Book Trailer

Almighty's Formula by Atilola Moronfolu

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Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Yesterday it was to fight, as His kingdom suffereth violence
Today, it is to stand still and see His salvation

Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Cos yesterday the preacher told me it’s my turn for increase
Two days later, a termination letter was all I had

Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Cos yesterday He told me to propose to sister, as she’s His will for me
But today, sister is with another brother at the altar

Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Cos Tina who had five abortions conceived on her wedding night
But I kept myself virtuous, yet remain childless after 10 years

Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Cos I was broke last year and asked Him for money and he provided the exact amount mysteriously
I was broke yesterday, I used the same prayer point, and in the same prayer room, but received no kobo

Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Cos two neighbours each had sickle cell kids, praying for a miracle with the same fervency
One kid died, while one had his genotype mysteriously change to AA at the age of 13

Who has discovered the formula to calculate God?
Cos I sure would like to know it
Cos sometimes I feel life would be easier
If only I could calculate what He would do next.
 

Memoirs of a Lagos Bus Beggar

Hi people, how’s the week going? As for the final entry game, from the way things were going at first, Fire and Brimstone Preacher took the lead. Then all of a sudden, Memoirs of a Lagos Bus Beggar came forth, like an underdog. This shows that anything can happen in this world and that we should never say never, until we get to the finish point. The score at the end was 8 – 7, apparently in favour of t Memoirs of a Lagos Bus Beggar. Enjoy

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THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.