My Husband's name is... (Sisterhood of the World Bloggers)



Wow, I can’t remember when last I did a tag. I normally just dodge or hide. But Lola Oseni specifically called me out on this one, so I guess I have nowhere to run to. She nominated me for the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers. And I am really honoured to be nominated. You can check out her blog here

Here are the rules
Thank the blogger who nominated you, linking back to their site;
Put the award logo on your blog;
Answer the ten questions sent to you;
Nominate five blogs;
Make up ten new questions for your nominees to answer.

Now, let’s see if I will rebel against some of these rules.

Done the first and second. Now to Lola’s ten questions

1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I have so many, but I think it is indiscipline of any form. I just can’t stand undisciplined and unruly behaviour. Why jump queues or drive ‘smart’? Are the other people fools? Why go to an event or church, and not conduct yourself well? If the policy says don’t chew gum in the sanctuary, does it kill you as a teenager not to chew gum? Why step on the head of others to get ahead? As a civil servant, why keep people’s lives on hold just because they refused to bribe you?

2. What does your last text message say?
“SellerHQ by Konga: You have a new order: Order No:………”
But seriously, do people still send SMS these days? Only businesses do that.

3. Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and coke? Which do you prefer?
None. I don’t take soda, and try to avoid processed sugar as much as possible. Flat stomach is non-negotiable for me. Water is the way.

4. Make a confession about anything.
20 minutes later, I am still thinking of an answer to this question. I’m sorry but I have no confession to make, lol.

5. Name one item on your bucket list
My bucket.

6. If you were another person would you make friends with yourself?
I don’t think so, lol. I’m so different from everyone that it is mind-boggling. It is like the whole world goes south, and I just face north. And I can’t even be bothered, lol.

7. What is your secret weapon to lure the oppoiste sex, boyfriend, husband, potential?
If I reveal it, then it won’t be secret again, lol.

8. What do you want to know about the future?
Simple! My husband’s first name. It will reduce the suspence and work by 99.999%. Lol. The toasting will go like…

Toaster: Atilola, I want to marry you. I think you are the woman of my dreams.

Me: Is your name Iyanuoluwalandurode

Toaster: No.

Me: Sorry, you are not my husband because my husband's name is...

Case closed. No time wasting, or unnecessary prayer of “God, if this guy your will for me…”

9. What would you change about your experience in secondary school?
Kai. This one is hard o. Okay. I remember. I won’t have allowed a wicked senior force me into confessing to a theft I didn’t commit. You can read the whole story here.

10. Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy endings. The real world is already filled with a lot of scary things, and we need happy ending movies for some escape.

I nominate
Mobolaji Amusu
Berry Dakara
Okeoghene
Lifetitudes
Naija Single Girl

So for my questions to you, I want to believe my questions are very interesting, lol.
1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
2. Team Whatsapp or Team BBM?
3. Eat healthy, and watch what goes into your body? OR Life is too short, enjoy all the food while you can? Which of these two describes you best?
4. Make a confession about anything.
5. Do you think ladies with natural hair take the “team natural” thing too far?
6. Can you marry a man exactly like your father?
7. What is your opinion about premarital sex?
8. What supernatural power do you wish you had?
9. Tell us something you wish you hadn’t done in the past
10. Books or Movies?

29 comments

  1. I shall follow up on all blogs nominated to read responses *waiting*

    Meanwhile your response to 8 is super hilarious *lwkmd* but it sure makes sense to have an inkling. Give me his first name and all else is solved...is it? What if three guys with the same first name are on your case and that's the very same name the genie or whoever the revealer is told you?

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    1. You want the surname too? You don't want to do any of the work yourself? You are greedy o, lol.

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  2. Your number 6 and 8 answers got me laughing.

    I liked the questions you asked.
    I think Toin also tagged you on a similar post.....

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    1. Toin tagged me too late. She should gaan sleep, lol.

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  3. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Iyanuoluwalandurode tho???? Madam! But I get it. The suspense is killing me sef. Nice one ma'am

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    1. Abi are we not waiting for this Iyanu? Lol.

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  4. LMAOOOOO....Just look at this woman!!!!
    Number 6 of your question, goodness gracious, No! LOL...Sad, but No please!

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    1. Looolllll. Why are you laffing naa?

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  5. Ati you're hilarious for days but you usually hide it under a serious demeanor lol. I loooove your own questions and like Lola said, I'll be stalking blogs just to read their response.

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    1. I don't hide it naa. Overseriousness worries me o, all the time. But inside my head, I really am not that serious.

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    1. For what? Lol. I guess you didn't read the post well. Lol.

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  7. I am over here cracking up really hard. You are the first blogger i know who wont make friends with herself. As for No 8. I am just trying to imagine the guy's face when you tell him "no" as per his name, what if his name is Tunde S and you go and agree for Tunde D. Abeg ask God for his last name too. The non negotiable flat stomach has to manifest in my life. Awesome read, I truly appreciate you and keep writing.

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    1. Everyone believes they are awesome, so it is expected. I know I am awesome. I am extremely awesome o. SO awesome that I wouldn't want to be my friend cos I can't stand my awesomeness.

      Actually, I would want to be my friend, but didn't say so cos that's what was expected of me.

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  8. Thank you for the nomination dearie. Now to answering all these questions.....

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    1. Ok. I'm still waiting out for your answers. I hope I don't freeze in the process, lol.

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  9. Hehe, my post will be up some time next week!

    BTW - the correct answer to number 3 is: OF COURSE! COKE IS WAY BETTER!


    Berry Dakara Blog

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    1. Lol. I never liked coke. Even when I used to take soda as a small girl, it was fanta all the way.

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  10. Number 8 is so hilarious! I can relate. Thank you so much for your nomination. I am so honored but ermmm...where do I drop my fine of one million naira? 3 bloggers nominated me and I have been too lazy to answer their questions. I'm afraid they might feel I am unfair.

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    1. 1 million naira fine is too small for me. I'm too big for that chicken change. How about we make it 10 million naira?

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  11. Ati is just strange..and I love strange. I will put up my post this weekend. Thanks for the nomination... Mwaahhhhhh


    www.mylifeasmoby.com

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    1. Yaaayyy. We will be waiting for it.

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  12. Lol I can tell you your husbands name. All I need is three and a half tongues of s frog

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    1. I can get it from a traditional Asian dish for you. It is not hard at all.

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  13. Your answers made me laugh really hard. I wasn’t surprised to see your number 6 answer, it's a thread that runs through your every post- you see things differently from everyone else!
    As for number 8, it's like you lifted the thought from my head! All these "is he the one" uncertainty annoys me sef.

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    1. Lol. Yes na. It will cut the whole guessing and faithing game away. Thanks for the compliment

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  14. Number 8 got me LOL 😁 😁
    I Can totally relate to that.

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    1. Lol. Let us know when you find out his name.

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