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This post is dedicated to Naijawife
When you look at me on a normal day, this is what you see.
However, if you look at my right cheek well, you will notice the scar. Emphasis on look well. I don’t know if it looks like a tribal mark because nobody has ever asked me if it is a tribal mark. This is what you will see.
So how did this very famous scar end up on my cheek? And no, the bike guy did not stab me on the cheek, lol. Naijawife asked me this on twitter.
Believe it or not, this is a true story, no matter how ridiculous it might sound to you. There are three main characters in this story. Me, Mama Bunmi (My mum’s tailor), and my Dad. So which of these three characters was responsible for this scar?
It all started when I was 5 years old. There was a girl in my class called Damilola Osho. She was very slim, wore neat uniform, shiny GL earrings, very neat weaving, and cute lips. In my opinion, she was a beautiful girl. Not loud beauty like that of Toke Makinwa or my yellow pawpaw sister, but that kind of cool and calm beauty. The thing is she had this short vertical tribal mark. I went further to form my ignorant opinion, that it was this short tribal mark that made her beautiful, and I felt if I had that mark too, I will be beautiful like her.
I then decided to give myself a beautiful tribal mark, like that of Damilola Osho.
I don’t know how come, but that day, there were just two people in the house – Mama Bunmi and I. Mama Bunmi was sewing clothes, as usual, and I was just idle. I saw it as an opportunity to quickly make myself beautiful like Damilola Osho.
So I took a big kitchen knife, and went straight to my mother’s dressing table. My goal was to give myself tribal mark without bleeding or feeling any pain. I therefore started making impressions on my cheek with the knife, but I saw no change. I tried harder. I ended up slicing the knife all over my face. I saw a few impressions here and there, but I knew they would fade soon, cos they were not deep (like Damilola’s own).
After about 30 minutes of trying, without any real success, I felt it wise to meet the only adult in the house. So, off I went to Mama Bunmi to help me fulfill my dreams of being beautiful like Damilola Osho. I showed her the knife, and told her to give me tribal mark in a way that I won’t bleed. She looked at my face, with all the knife impressions I had already made, and told me that I should wait for my dad, and when he gets back at night, I should tell him to do it for me.
Seeing that my dad was the more understanding, and less strict of my parents, I felt it won’t be a big deal asking him, and he would oblige me, just like that.
That night, I watched him eating, as he was gisting with my mum. Immediately he finished, I just took the knife to meet him, and pointed it at him, asking him to give me a tribal mark.
All I heard was...
“Will you get out of here right now?”
I scampered away like a scared rat. It was at that point that I knew that for my usually cool and nice dad to shout at me like that, my request must have been ridiculous.
But you see, the damage had already been done. One of the impressions went deeper that I actually thought. The cut was not deep, just a surface skin one, but the scar, as we now know, is going to be there for a life time.
My dad and I. I was six here. About few months after the knife incident |
P.S: I searched for Damilola Osho on facebook after writing this post I saw her instantly. She still looks beautiful, and hasn’t really changed much. The only thing is, I can’t see the tribal mark. It has probably faded away, or covered by her foundation and powder. Anyway, I sent her a friend request, but she never accepted. I believe it is because she doesn't remember me, but I remember her. After all, she is the reason why I have the scar in this first place. See how funny this life is.
hahahahaha... you were too daring and bold at 6.
ReplyDeleteLoooll. Abi na
Deletelmao, Olohun ni o yo e.....Na God save you..#kidsdothedarndestthing
ReplyDeleteThank God, it wasn't deep.
Lol. Don't worry, I have been very wise from my childhood days, albeit cunning too.
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ReplyDeleteYour dad is a nice man, if it were my dad, he would have made me serve a punishment for wanting such. I can't even imagine how mischievous you were as a child. lol
ReplyDeleteYea. My dad was the nice one. My mum was something else... I can't even have the liver to approach her with that ridiculous request. lol
DeleteAlways mischievous! KAI!
ReplyDeleteLol. I'm not that bad jo.
DeleteWow
ReplyDeleteI would be scared to cut myself with a knife at that age
Lol. I was scared too, mainly of bleeding. I wanted a tribal mark, without the pains.
DeleteYou were one stubborn child, my mum would have beaten the living daylight out of you if you every tried such with her...I never wanted any kind of scar on my body at all rara.
ReplyDeleteMy mum kee.... Lai lai o. I couldn't even step up to my mum, for such. Ehn? In which world?
DeleteBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's similar to my cutting the sides of my hair with scissors cos I wanted the edges to lay flat. :p
Yours is worse sha. You have liver.
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Why are you laffing at me? You should be pitying me. I have a life-long scar from this ordeal. *rolling eyes*
DeleteA post dedicated to me? *swoon* *revive* *swoon again*
ReplyDeleteOK but seriously this was one very entertaining story. I just had to go and read the lion story as well. Your father was truly an amazing man...and you, you're simply hilarious. Imagine trying to give yourself a scar on purpose? Kai! - Naijawife
Lol. That lion story is classic. He was cool jare.
DeleteHahahahhahahah!!!@ilola!!!!!! My God!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat???? Oya, talk naa.
DeleteAtilola ohhhh! hahaha.. Your mum's tailor's response was the best.. She must have been thinking "Omo yi o ni koba mi!"..
ReplyDeleteExactly!!!
DeleteOh I forgot to add, beautiful pictures! *kisses*
ReplyDeleteThanks dear. *muah*
DeleteLmaooooo, Atilola o!!! Really??? Seriously??
ReplyDeleteErrrrhhhhhhh. Wow. Just wow.
ReplyDeleteLol, maybe she remembers you as the girl who stalked her in school... you were probably freaking her out by staring at her always, her primary school nightmare has caught up with her. Atilola the stalker! ha ha
ReplyDeleteAtilola. Oh dear! Childhood actions ehn, they give a good laugh. But seriously though a knife? You are bold mehn, to even to take it to your dad. I like the woman you took it to at first lol. Bless you
ReplyDeleteLMAO...are you serious! this is so funny!
ReplyDeleteKids can be really funny sometimes.I like the wway you told the story though,especially how you ended it.
ReplyDeleteREALLYY??? LOOOOOL
ReplyDeleteNa you cut yasef!! I was thinking it was going to be a pitiful story. Chai!!!
Very mischievous. Smh.
Even as a child you went for what you wanted with single minded dedication, you're a credit to your parents and a blessing to the world.
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