Shop through my punchline story, and win a jewelry set

Hello dearies. How are you all doing? I am sorry I am putting you through this. I was just playing around, and I thought it would be nice to have you all join me in this erepa of words. Below is a short story. I have used major clothing brands/stores/ideologies many of us wear to form the story. There are 24 brands hidden and not-so-hidden in the story. You are to find as many as possible, and list them in the comment section. I will ship a box of Mixit jewelry I got from JC Penny to whoever gets all the 24 wherever you are in the world. You have just one week, i.e. this opportunity ends next Monday, 10th August by 10.59am GMT+1. Please, let's make it fun. Even if you don't know all 24, just put all the ones you got in the comment box. Whatever happens, just make sure you read, lol.
Your time starts now. You guys are darlings.


Source

Baker Helmz and Butler Mauritz knew Victoria’s secret was to remain forever 21. I don’t know how possible it is because even her older cousin, Zara had earlier realised that clothes revealing her persistent baby fat were no longer appropriate for the office. When Calvin cleanly revealed this gap to her, she threw tantrums and isolated herself to the River Island where she met Dorothy, perkin’ away in order to attract the attention of Ralph so they could elope together to the oasis. Victoria’s guess was that Dorothy’s effort was futile, seeing Ralph was already engaged to Lauren, the daughter of Mr Selfridge, and his eyes were set on her fortune.

Her countenance was uplifted, knowing her plight was not as hopeless as that of Dorothy, so she decided to cheer herself up by going to Dr Fraser’s house to hang out with her lover, Michael, cause she knew he would understand the reason for her strong desire to remain as youthful and bright as a peacock. He had always read her poems of how her love united the colors of his dull heart, making it more beautiful than Mayor Bennetton’s flower garden.

After sometime, they binged on the great Mr Ben’s hams, which proved to be a source of delicacy. At the end of the day, after playing several games of polo, Victoria was hopeful again. She then decided that she was going to save her almost impossible wish as her next Christmas request.

34 comments

  1. *phew* here goes...

    1. H&M
    2. Victoria’s secret
    3. Forever 21
    4. Zara
    5. Baby Phat
    6. Calvin Klein
    7. Gap
    8. River Island
    9. Dorothy Perkins
    10. Michael Korrs
    11. Ralph Lauren
    12. Oasis
    13. Guess
    14. Selfridge
    15. Fraser
    16. Peacock
    17. United colors of Bennetton
    18. Polo
    19. Debenhams
    20. Wish

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    1. You really tried o, though your 15 is not correct.

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  2. Choi! 24? OK!
    1. H&M
    2. Victoria Secret
    3. Forever 21
    4. Zara
    5. Calvin Klein
    6. Gap
    7. River Island
    8. Dorothy Perkins
    9. Ralph Lauren
    10. Victoria Secret
    11. Dorothy Pperkins
    12. Ralph Lauren
    13. Victoria secret
    14. Dorothy Perkins
    15. Oasis
    16. Victoria secret
    17. Guess
    18. Ralph Lauren
    19. Selfridge
    20. Fraser
    21. Michael Kors
    22. United Colours of bennetton
    23. Debenhams
    24. Polo

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    1. Here I was, afraid that you had stolen the show, only to see that you mentioned Victoria's Secret four times, and Dorothy Perkins 3 times. Lol. Your ojoro won't work.

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  3. "Win a jewelry" or "win a jewelry set"? :-)

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    1. Jewelry set. Thanks for the correction. I will update now.

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  4. Okay

    Baker Shoes
    H&M
    Zara
    Victoria Secret
    Forever 21
    Calvin Klein
    Gap
    River Island
    Dorothy Perkins
    Ralph Lauren
    Selfridges
    House of Fraser
    United Colors of Benetton
    Baby Phat
    Oasis
    Guess
    Debenhams
    Polo by Ralph Lauren
    Michael Kors

    Thats all I got

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    1. Aww, thanks for the effort. Though I did not have Baker Shoes on my list,

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  5. Posted the first time, not sure it went through. Trying it again

    1. Bakers
    2. H&M
    3. Victoria’s Secret
    4. Forever 21
    5. Zara
    6. Baby Phat
    7. Calvin Klein
    8. Gap
    9. River Island
    10. Dorothy Perkins
    11. Oasis
    12. Guess
    13. Ralph Lauren
    14. Selfridges
    15. Fraser
    16. Michael Kors
    17. Peacock
    18. United colors of Benetton
    19. Game
    20. Polo
    21. Debenhams
    22. Delicious
    23. Wish

    I'm off to find the 24th one

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    1. Found it!..

      Desire (Right before Peacock)

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    2. Looollll. Desire, Delicious, Bakers? I don't have those on my list.

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  6. You have cool ideas. This was great fun reading and hunting. Have a great August @ilola

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  7. 1 amy butler
    2 baby phat
    3 calvin klein
    4 debenhams
    5 dorothy perkin
    6 dorothy schoelen
    7 forever 21
    8 fraser
    9 Gap
    10 Guess
    11 helm boot
    12 Hennes & Mauritz AB (H&M)
    13 michael kors
    14 Next
    15 oasis
    16 Polo ralph lauren
    17 river island
    18 selfridge
    19 Ted Baker
    20 United colors of bennetton
    21 victoria beckham
    22 victoria's secret
    23 wish
    24 zara

    Atilola, I must win o...lol! I had to sort on excel to make sure I wasn't repeating any twice. Thanks for this. I had a nice time with the erepa with words.

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    1. Haaa haaaa haaa. I cant laff enuf. You better try again. number 8 is wrong. There's no victoria beckham, Ted Baker, helm boot, dorothy schoelen, and amy butler. How did you even come about these names?

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  8. 1. Bakers
    2. Amy Butler
    3. H/M
    4. Forever 21
    5. Zara
    6. Victoria's secret
    7. Calvin Klein
    8. Dorothy Perkins
    9. River Island
    10. Polo
    11. Ralph Lauren
    12. Selfridge
    13. Gap
    14. Fraser
    15. Baby Phat
    16. United colours of bennetton
    17. Guess
    18. Michael kors
    19. Oasis
    20. Debenhams
    21. Wish
    22. Next
    23. Peacock
    24. Desire

    Phew!
    Nice one lola

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    1. Una just dey copy one another, so tey you copy the wrong answer. Bakers, amy butler, desire - Wrong!!! But you tried.

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  9. 1.Ted Baker
    2.Amy butler
    3.H&M
    4. Victoria's secret
    5. Forever 21
    6. Zara
    7.Baby phat
    8.Calvin klein
    9.Gap
    10.River island
    11.Dorothy Perkins
    12.Ralph lauren
    13.oasis
    14.guess
    15.miss selfridge
    16.house of fraser
    17.michael kors
    18.Desire clothing
    19.peacocks
    20.united colors of Bennetton
    21.Debenhams
    22.polo by Ralph Lauren
    23.wish
    24.next


    phew!! that was fun!

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    1. I feel so bad. You are all doing good, but not all are correct.

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  10. 1 Helmz & Mauritz (H&M)
    2 Victoria’s Secret
    3 Forever 21
    4 Zara
    5 Baby Phat
    6 Calvin Klein
    7 Gap
    8 River Island
    9 Dorothy Perkin
    10 Ralph Lauren
    11 Oasis
    12 Guess
    13 Selfridge
    14 Fortune (Fortune clothing)
    15 Dorothy’s
    16 Fraser’s (House of Fraser)
    17 Michael’s
    18 Peacocks
    19 United
    20 Ted Baker
    21 Bennetton’s (Benetton.com)
    22 Ben’s Hams (Debenhams.com)
    23 Polo (uspoloassn.com)
    24 Wish (wish’s clothing)

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    1. You made 24, whoop!!! Fortune and Ted Baker are not there, unfortunately.

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  11. i won't even lie!
    i can only pick out 5 names.....lol
    The Beautiful Eagle

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  12. Oops I lost out.


    Www.trendwithgloria.blogspot.com

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    1. No you didn't. We don't have a winner yet.

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    1. Nooooooooo. You are not late. We don't have a winner yet.

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  14. H&M
    Victoria’s secret
    Forever 21
    Zara
    Baby Phat
    Calvin Klein
    Gap
    River Island
    Dorothy Perkins
    Michael Korrs
    Ralph Lauren
    Oasis
    Guess
    Selfridge
    Peacock
    United colors of Bennetton
    Polo
    Fortune
    Hopeless
    Flower
    Bing Harris
    Debenhams
    Wish
    Next

    *Fingers crossed* I guessed some.

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    1. Hopeless, Bing Harris, Fortune, Flower are not designers I am familiar with o. Sorry, cos I really wanted you to win since I am seeing you soon. :(

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  15. Can I still play? Here goes
    1. H&M
    2. Debenhams
    3.Victoria's Secret
    4. Baby Phat
    5. Calvin Klein
    6. Gap
    7. Michael Kors
    8. Dorothy Perkins
    9. United Colors of benetton
    10. House of Fraser
    11. Forever 21
    12. Ralph Lauren
    13. Miss Selfridge
    14. Guess
    15. Zara
    16. rIVER iSLAND
    17. Oasis
    18. Peacock
    19. Polo
    20. Wish
    21. Game
    22. Next
    23. MandS
    24. New Look

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    1. Ehm, soweee, but I already published the answers. You got 20 out of 24.

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  16. I can't believe I missed this. *sigh*

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  17. As the usual last carrier, I am just reading this. I tried not to cheat with other peoples answers and I found 20. Let me go and check out the answers.

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