I hope you guys are gearing up for more juicy stories of my Close shaves with death or being an invalid. Please, note that all stories are true, and I experienced them.
"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now, I’m found
WAS BLIND, BUT NOW, I SEE."
Okay, just to let you know, I wasn’t just trying to wax lyrical, or be spiritual. I was actually blind for some time, when I was a child, lol.
I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t be giving too much details about this one. It is not that I want to be selfish with information, but I was too young to remember how it actually went down. I think I was about two or three years old. What I can remember exactly is that one day in the hospital, one of my family friend’s children, who I see as wicked, poured tea down my dress, and I was defenceless. The other thing I can remember is that when I got home, I could see, and they gave me plenty pepper to lick, lol.
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I was blind for a total of FIVE DAYS! But now, I have the clearest vision ever.
So…
I once was blind
But now, I see.
I’m really sorry about the sketchy details. Pardon me, I was just too young. Blame my mum, she is the one who cannot remember the whole story again.
More juicy and detailed stories from next week. I promise.
P.S: Guess who I spoke with last week? None other than Toinlicious. Hmm, this girl's secret has been exposed. She's not the razz local girl she portrays herself to be o. She is extremely tush, well-spoken, and omo butter. Basically, she has been deceiving us on blogsville. I coulda sworn I was speaking with a president or governor's child... you know those ones that have been washed in money...
You really have a good memory, i don't remember my childhood as much as you do, the memories that lingers are the punishment i served from being naughty. And as for Toin, she is a butty o, she has just been deceiving and i am happy someone else knows the truth. How come you never mentioned that we have spoken before? Yes i am jealous!
ReplyDeleteAwwww. I didn't even think of it, sorry. You know we were discussing bizness naa, and it was later you told me it was you, unlike Toin, whom I was actually expecting her call.
DeleteAbeg, ma binu.
WOW!!!!! That is just wow!
ReplyDeleteHA! Toin must be showing you people a different side of her! Seriously!
Actually, she has that Malia Obama side...and then, there is the Mama Peace side...they are both "royalty"...but then.....
Loooollllllll. There's royalty, and then there's royalty.
DeleteSee ehn, this HD was sent to this world to torment me. Imagine your sister comparing me to mama peace. I'm just tired of her
ReplyDeleteKai, see the way Atilola described me fa. My head is just swelling anyhow. Biko, lerrus be thankful to God that my father's cooperative money did not waste. Leme gaan marry a governor or president to complete matter.
Can I come for coaching classes....na only me waka come...... On a serious note, Toin, this your voice that Mstizzle and @ilola has confirmed to be laced with "tushness" , I am jealousing oh....
Delete@Toin: More like a governor or president should come and marry you. Your the bizness o.
Delete@Sykik: At the mouth of two people, a word is established, abi.
Some disabilities start from childhood illnesses or trauma. Thank God yours was well handled at the time.
ReplyDelete@Toin oya pls come and drop a voice note
Hmmm. I thank God for enlightened parents o. If not, ehn, it would have been another matter.
DeleteI thank GOD for you ooo. Waiting for more juicy testimonies.
ReplyDeleteAbout Toin, I don know tey, tey! You sef Lola, you be omo butterrrr, so stop the pretense too! *clucks tongue* :)
I am telling you...all these butterish shildren in blogville, thank God for blogville that has allowed pako like me to be rubbing shoulders with them...lool
Delete@ New Dawn: Trust me. Next week will be off the shizzle. Me that I be Lagos hustler. No try me o
Delete@ Sykik: I can't even laff. You berra be hosting me in your house, so I can learn from you.
Wow, that was some serious somthing, my measles was not that serious.
ReplyDeleteToin is busy deceiving us on blogger, it is well.
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Oh you had measles too? Thank God it wasn't serious
DeleteWow, I have heard measles can cause that but never known anyone to have been nearly affected.
ReplyDeleteLol Toin, your ashiri don open!
Yes o, measles is the number 1 cause of blindness in children.
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