You are all enjoined to take part in the
project feed @ilola to commence in April 2013.
It all started after life happened to her
in 2012, and she fell drastically ill, causing her to lose weight seriously,
and thus becoming a bag of bones. She however thought it was not a serious
issue as she would soon regain the lost weight in no time, but this dream of
hers has not materialised.
Just in case you were wondering, those
are the same pair of trousers.
After careful deliberation, mostly due to
1 year failure in getting back to herself, and seeing that she's not getting
better, but rather worse, she has come up with a realistic one month food plan
for her to gain weight. She would however need the following to make this a
reality
1. A carton of juice - 1 million naira
2. A carton yoghurt - 2 million naira
3. A carton of any type of cereal - 5
million naira
4. A carton of soya milk - 2.5 million
naira
5. A carton of high in sugar biscuits - 1
million naira
6. 1 bag or rice + 2 crates of eggs + 2
cartons of noodles + 2 tins o milk = 20 million naira
7. Miscellaneous - 50 million naira
What you can do
- Donate a minimum of N10,000 to her account. You know how to reach her if you are interested.
- Pray and fast that God increases the size of her stomach so she can actually consume three square meals, and so your money won't go to waste.
Please note, @ilola is not sick in anyway. She is also not looking to
become fat (she has never been), but just wants to become the curvy British
size 6 she used to be. At least, then her clothes would fit her again, and she won’t
look like a bag of bones any more.
ReplyDeleteBefore signing up for this project, please clarify whether the above listed is to feed @lola for 1yr or 10yrs.
Also confirm whether theres a money-back guarantee..(what happens if @lola 'chop' everything and remains the same?...lol
The post is very clear. It is a one month plan. It is only one carton of each, and would therefore last her for just a month.
DeleteAlso, there is no money back guarantee. If it does not work, it means the food is not enough, and you would have to donate more. No jokes.
atiiii lool. oo u r jokes.x
Deletelmaoooo @ the comment above
ReplyDeleteCan you see my teeth. I am not laffing. It is a serious matter o.
DeleteVery funny. I hope you get your curvy back soon. Take care dear, life happens to us all. I'm sure you'll bounce back soon.
ReplyDeleteAs you have refused to donate, maybe you should take the second option, and fast and pray o.
DeletePlease can I be the account manager? thanks love! :*
ReplyDeleteI thot u were a genuine friend of @ilola. I see you are just a greedy scammer. No 'lol'ing
DeleteOMG you're a jokerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From your comment, I see you are kinda new here. Please come back and always have fun reading posts here jare. Life is hard, so let's laff once in a while.
DeleteIf Beautiful is managing the account, can i be a signatory to the said account? Thank you and God bless
ReplyDeleteOn the real though, i find it very hard to keep weight on and it can truly be annoying
Welcome back *hugs*
lol no o my dear Toin, i'm not ready to share with you o :P
Delete@ Toin: Scammer number 2: Pretender like you. You wan thief @ilola's donation. When I really come back, I will start a war cos you rigged on your blog, and I didn't win your giveaway. You think say I don forget?
Delete@ Beautiful: Why fight for something dats not yours? You don't even care for the person that needs the funds. Are you a naija politician?
wow, how i wish i could be slim again* wailing* , don't worry you will be okay, welcome back!
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I'm not worried. Just need my latest set of clothes to fit, lol. I am not back o.
DeleteThe best i can do for you is provide you with a gun,mask and probably the addresses of various banks.SHIKENA!!!
ReplyDeleteHow sensitive of you. Gerrout of hia.
DeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first comment tho'
ReplyDeleteThis is not a laffing matter, *angry face*
Deleteahahahahahaha....welcome back Lola!
ReplyDeleteAnd what a way to make an entrance!
So expect my N10,000.....NOT! :D
I can be the manager of the fund sha....ehehehe.
See Alakoba o. No welcome me back o. I am not back. @ilola just needs your donation, so she can really come back.
DeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteThere is no need for this appeal.
I also agree with the very first comment that there is no gaurantee that this will work.
My solution:
Just get pregnant; eat pounded yam everyday - accompanied with 3 bottles of malt everyday also.
Problem solved
Get pregnant? The world already has a messiah. We don't need another Mary, please, if you get my drift.
DeletePounded yam and malt everyday? Rather than get fat, @ilola would only bloat, and end up with digestion issues, lol.
Have just sent in my donation in Euros.
ReplyDeleteHow can you send your donations when you did not get in touch with @ilola for her account number? You are just too slimy.
DeleteI will inform my oga at the top
ReplyDeleteDon't you have a mind of your own? *rolling eyes*
Delete*Straight face* Please send your account no to me ASAP. We really need to save @ilola.
ReplyDeleteIn the deep corner of my mind, I'm wondering why we need to feed @ilola and @dayor needs some starvation. #sigh #life
Hope you are enjoying your time off?
Madam, if you really wanted @ilola's acc numba, u'd have asked her by now, since u have a quicker way of reaching her. You are deceptive!
DeleteHahahaha@all d comments
ReplyDeleteAs I said, it is not a laffing matter.
DeleteWhat Hatilola needs is a baby! Pregnancy makes women gain weight! I humbly make myself available for the project!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the offer, but it has been declined. In the realm @ilola lives, they do things the 'proper' way.
DeleteStop being a cheap skate, and send your own donation!
lool ! even if you were orobo sef, your grocery list odikwa very serious
ReplyDeleteRolling eyes at you. I'm suspecting you sef.
DeleteLmho, this looks like part of the cabinet's shopping list. Abi you are one of our ogas at the top? All hail, Minister, Senator,Govenor, Doctor, Honourable @ilola!!! :p
ReplyDeleteDoesn't @ilola deserve to enjoy like the other Ogas at the top?
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ReplyDeleteA donation has been made to kfc so they will supply your(junk) food for a month. Enjoy and God bless
ReplyDeleteInfact this list ehn is original.
Can you send me the receipt of proof. Why don't I believe you?
DeleteHahahahaha, Lola, seriously, shebi you know that I am the best person to receive these donations on your behalf since we see at least once every week eh? *Winks. Just direct everyone to me so that you do not stress yourself in the process and lose even the little that is left of your weight. I will deliver and give proper account, lol.
ReplyDeleteHow are you doing girl?
No. @ilola already has a capable accountant. Thanks for your selfish offer
Deletethis is so hilarious. dont worry about the weight when you have kids you will add weight. www.secretlilies.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteShe will add weight, but she would still lose it, lol.
DeleteSee diet. lol
ReplyDelete1st commenter Abiola gave best reply. lol. We need Money back guarantee.
So in short, what are you trying to say?
Deletehe he he ... you are funny! send the bank details or better yet come visit me, I will cook you some hefty meals you will have no choice but to expand in all the right places. lol ;-)
ReplyDelete@ilola says she will I'll take you up on that offer.
DeleteThis is too funny. All this for food? Haba! You are very ambituous oh.
ReplyDeleteOga, @ilola can't afford to eat fake food. She wants original, and original costs millions.
DeleteU are just somethign else! Abeg! I cant even deal with this right now!LMAOOOOO
ReplyDeleteLoool. I am waiting for your donation o.
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